SEXY TIME WITH ROB .......

maybe im just horny...

So here my thing this man Robert pattinson could tell me i smell like horse shit in the middle of the desert and i would go "fuck me please"....

So why isn't there like a vibrator or at least a porn spoof about him? I mean he was voted sexist man.

I "heard" that there's a vibrator that talks to you and can be switched to different accents sooo why cant they make one with Rob's voice?*

the porn industry's is forever making spoof on films why not twilight, maybe it could be called twicock or twitwat?

* side note: if they do make one i hope it says glitter glue.....o yea baby!