robward, umm if you ever see my husband.....RUN!

Robward i have something to tell you, my husband hates you. I'm mean really i brought this upon us. I've been dating him since middle school and we were madly and love until i found twilight. Everytime we argue "it's edward would never do that". Then the movie came out and i started putting twilight merch everywhere. I made the man put a twilight bumper sticker on his car! which conveintly got ripped off last week *rasied eye brow*. well i think tonight I brought the poor man to his breaking point. See today is the man who put a ring on it's birthday and we decied to do what he wanted which meant travling to myrtle beach. of course knowing my husband we end up in a mall with a whole bunch of shoe stores.







when i saw what i'd been wanting for months AN EDWARD BLANKET! i was drawn to it like a moth to a flame.I ran in the door and right next to the blanket was a mini edward. well that did it for him he throw a hissy fit/ tantrum right in the mall. i actually had to bribe him with sexual favors just to get my blanket!

so as my mantress { for those who dont get it its a man , mistress lightbulb!} im telling you we have to keep this on the down low, quit popping up in out of state malls tempting me with your jawporn, andg spot fingers. Im trying to keep the peace in my other relationship.





also i feel like linus right now snuggling with my edward blanket.