ROBERT PATTINSON IS VIAGRA FOR WOMEN!!!

As i have been on different blogs today {or as my real husband calls them my dealers}. I have realized that I am not the only grown ass women who goes completely crazy over Robby p. For example i was surfin the web for sexy rayban pictures of Robby p, and flipping channels when i saw a commercial for E!news. Who do i so happen to see pop up, you guessed right ROBERT PATTINSON!

I TRANSFORMED INTO A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL FASTER THEN JACOB DID A WOLF!

I've heard many women say that this man alone has jumped started sex lives that died along time ago. I feel you my sistas! Even though my sex life has always been da best, After a long day of robby day dreaming and some jaw porn I'm ready to get busy baby. The only hard part is trying not to scream out Robert.

When i cant get to him I take out a picture of robert, turn on the dvd with commentary, light some scented candles and love my self Robby P style! LMAO!

You should try it, its a great stress reliever








O yea baby im tottally turned on...





Dont stop im almost there...



o wee I bet you know what to do with that....




YESS! YES! YES!





I need a smoke after this too...