umm really. really this is news

rapunzelJul-20 @ 9:11 AM Report abuse 116Um - 15% of $350.00 is $52.50. They actually wrote an article on the missing $2.50?? I understand the whole waitstaff view point - had been a waitress for a number of years. Yes, he's loaded and coulda/shoulda tipped more, but is this news worthy?


http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2009/07/20/20090720robert-pattinson.html

A "source' tried to say my baby was a bad tipper? he gave you fifty i know people who think a dollar is a tip. i mean were in trouble times right now but he ain't johnny depp! gessh people all ways trying to bring my man down!

Spoof Saturday!

well i guess are robby is bothered by harry.... love the cullen crest braclet jimmy!

ROB PATTINSON REHAB.....

I'M SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG.. i had an overdose. My family found me holed up in the corner with my U.S weekly rocking back in forth. the doctor said there no antidote for my illness. i just need to take rob sexiness in small dose's. thanks for all your support

NaNaNa...NaNaNa..Hey,Hey,Hey Goodbye!

Okay as everyone who secretly reads my blog but wont follow me.... knows i had a hard as hell time finding us weekley. I was late to work trying to find it, but when i did the reward was so sweet. Wet robby p sweet * drooling*. BUt when i finally tore my eyes from his sexy collar bone and happy trail* drooling* i saw another prize. supposly the couple who were never together finally pretend broke up. i really dont care who he dates *lying* but the whole robsten thing made me barf just a little in my mouth. I dont belivie hes dating emilie either. Hes single okay let

ROBERT PATTINSON IS VIAGRA FOR WOMEN!!!

As i have been on different blogs today {or as my real husband calls them my dealers}. I have realized that I am not the only grown ass women who goes completely crazy over Robby p. For example i was surfin the web for sexy rayban pictures of Robby p, and flipping channels when i saw a commercial for E!news. Who do i so happen to see pop up, you guessed right ROBERT PATTINSON!

I TRANSFORMED INTO A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL FASTER THEN JACOB DID A WOLF!

I've heard many women say that this man alone has jumped started sex lives that died along time ago. I feel you my sistas! Even though my sex life has always been da best, After a long day of robby day dreaming and some jaw porn I'm ready to get busy baby. The only hard part is trying not to scream out Robert.

When i cant get to him I take out a picture of robert, turn on the dvd with commentary, light some scented candles and love my self Robby P style! LMAO!

You should try it, its a great stress reliever








O yea baby im tottally turned on...





Dont stop im almost there...



o wee I bet you know what to do with that....




YESS! YES! YES!





I need a smoke after this too...

HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING

Today has been so hard on me. Rob sexiness is all over the damn internet! i to walmart, looking for that damn us weekley couldnt find it anywhere. So i raced home and it was all over the internet my panties flooded! * side note: rob if we ever meet you owe me 14.50 these are victora secret's!

PANTY SOAKIN GOODNESS

BREATHE NIKI, BREATHE.......


HE IS DOUBLE O SEXY!!